July 31, 2010

Flippant Code Is Flippant

Filed under: Humor,Programming — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 7:26 PM

Programming is weird. Here’s a snippet of real code from a base I’m playing with:

final ArrayList<String> remove = new ArrayList<String>();

remove.add("Something Added For Removal");

It’s not wrong, mind you, it just makes me feel odd to add anything to something called remove.

At this point, I have a great urge to name the containing object “psyche”…

July 23, 2010

It’s The Taste Of A New Miscegenation!

Filed under: Politics,Racioreligicism — Tags: , — Saint Waldo @ 9:00 AM

My Lard. Just ponder this one for a second and get back to me when you figure out how 1950′s Southern America got transplanted to 2010′s Israel.

I suspect the vector is partial to blue suits, brown socks, and cheap labor.

July 22, 2010

Lazy Blaze Update

Filed under: Lazy Blaze,Music — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 11:26 AM

Free Media Hosting: One, among the growing legion, of the more awesome things about this New Century Internet. My current fave: SoundCloud. They had me at “configurable player widget”, and then just kept going. Expect easier, and more permanent seeming, access to Lazy Blaze music for the duration. Streaming only for now, with downloads to come when I work up the nerve to click a scary check-box.

July 19, 2010

Now Playing – 7/19/2010

Filed under: Games,Now Playing — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 2:44 PM

PS3:

  • Red Dead Redemption – Daily – AKA Grand Theft Pony. Somehow the western setting is more immersive for me than any of the modern setting GTA titles. The plot has a few typical forced RP breaks (what if I DON’T want to steal that fucking horse?), but so far Rockstar manages to pack a compelling story into the plot missions that doesn’t feel like a two-path, GvE trope traipse.
  • Rock Band – 1-3hrs Daily – Full Expert Singing, ~95% Hard Drumming , and BTW, would you fuckers out there please pick your band name and do your gear shopping before you join the multi-player queue? Thanks. Douchebags.

PSP:

  • Metal Gear Solid: Peacewalker – Near Daily – Stealth mission games are amazingly tailored to bathroom playing, just saying.

PC/MAC:

  • WoW – 2-4hrs/week – The Panther Modern crown is mine again. Now to make plans for our mayhem in Cata.
  • Dragon Age: Origins – Twice Weekly – It’s still awesome, even if that bard won’t sleep with me, dammit.
  • Civilization: Colonization – Twice Weekly – Because every young gamer should know how to build a sanitized triangle trade.

July 14, 2010

And The Elephant You Rode In On, Buddy

Filed under: Class Warfare,Politics,Thoughts — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 12:43 AM

If you’re Republican touting that whole, “people on benefits are just lazy bums wanting more ‘funemployment’ checks to buy another Cadillac and a fistful of the crack,” line, you are hereby invited to my home. I’ll show you two things…

First, and this is free even if you don’t come over, I’ll show you this graph from USBLS numbers as compiled by the Atlantic:

employment gap

Afterward, if you were still inclined to feel that enough has been done about the job market, I’d show you the business end of my cock as it plugged up your stupid spew hole. My part of ending the exact pollution contributing to, if not causing, the problem. You fucking well should see how lazy I’m not and exactly how much fun it isn’t, then, buddy.

(Special invitations go out to Bobby Jindal, Rand Paul, the disgraced Newt Gingrich, the disgraced David Vitter, hell, the whole fucking Caucus is invited!)

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