September 29, 2010

Kinect Is Your Mom…

Filed under: Games,Microsoft Fully Sucks,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Motionyness — Tags: , , , , — Saint Waldo @ 10:18 AM

…and the bitch won’t shut the fuck up about cleaning your room. Or at least, won’t stop making it a way to blame YOU for anything that goes wrong.

This is why having a glowing ball at the end of a wand may LOOK silly, but it’s actually better overall. If you played Tony Hawk’s Ride (we sorry bastards), you know how fucked up these req’s are. Hey MS, what about my checkerboard carpet?

To the extent that they again seem to be biting off more than they can chew as well as feebly trying to one-up the un-one-uppable, this just might the relevant formula:

Kinect = Microsoft Bob + Games For Windows

Have fun having fun with that.

September 19, 2010

“Goes Into The Garage And Listens To His Police Scanner”

Filed under: Thoughts — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 4:45 AM

He’s been getting consistently more wobbly on a lot of stuff (dude, the one-on-one format was fucking Bill Moyers awesome, stop going for bucks and just step into history), but more often than not, Bill Maher is just fucking right. Here’s but the latest example:

He’s not my brother, but I’ve certainly talked to “that guy” more than once in the past few years.

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