October 29, 2010

What, Was UnscrupulousDipshit.com Taken?

Filed under: Internetness,Media Fascination,Politics,Thoughts — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 9:24 PM

Not that I needed any convincing that there exists not one shred of integrity or even lip service to the notion of journalistic standards at Nick Denton’s cesspool of a media stable, BUT: here’s yet another reason to stop reading anything published at a Gawker site. The last thing any of us needed was a shit-stain like you giving the C. O’D. license to play the Female Victim Card. Way to go. What do you do for an encore, invade Yugoslavia during a backflip while sticking your cock in the neighbor’s dog? Because I think that may have been a move with less chance of backfiring.

Flip the script and you’re talking about The Clenis over ten years ago, or Gary Hart ten years before that. Tittering about alleged peccadilloes was wrong then, it’s still wrong now, no matter what her platform is or how she goes about talking about “the naughty” while on the stump. If she’s not doing anything illegal, you have no business peeking in her bedroom. Even if you feel she’s trying to peek into yours. If you think you’re informing anyone that politicians don’t always advocate their own behavior, you really need a different fucking job. This move was pure politics of personal destruction, and just because the target isn’t a Democrat doesn’t make that set of tactics right, asshole.

You see, you don’t use the tactics of your enemy that you find abhorrent. That’s not “turnabout is fair play”, no matter how much you beg it to be. That’s called “using ends to justify means”. You aren’t exposing anyone’s lack of character but your own.

October 24, 2010

George, George, George Of The Bungle

Filed under: Movies — Tags: , — Saint Waldo @ 1:59 AM

Please join me in hoping that George Lucas isn’t this stupid, vain or cruel.

If it’s another set of Joseph-Campbell-filtered-through-Akira-Kurosawa potential myths, sign me up.

If it’s another set of Phil-Donahue-filtered-through-C-SPAN political bullshit, shoot Lucas now.

Let me tell you something kids: Weed, acid and cocaine fueled the first trilogy he made, and that trilogy changed storytelling for two decades. Chai lattes, white guilt and mortgages fueled the second, and that trilogy couldn’t change my pants. I think my point should be easy to see.

October 9, 2010

Into The Valley Of Death Rode The Three Hundred (Eighty Million)

Filed under: Thoughts — Saint Waldo @ 12:20 PM

In which the Light Brigade be the US. All of us.

Hey. Assholes. Yeah, I’m talking to the obstructionist dipshits who want to pretend that all this carnage around us is the victim’s fault. You also may answer to the names, “Republican”, “Blue Dog”, “Conservative”, “Moderate”, or, in doublespeak at its most insidious and modern, “Centrist”. Keep blocking up like this, you’ll just kill the body that you so enjoy polluting by refusing to do your job.

We can go to war in Iraq and Afghanistan, and threaten to blow Iran off the face of the planet. We can conduct a nonstop campaign of drone and helicopter attacks in Pakistan and run a network of secret prisons around the world. We are the mightiest nation mankind has ever seen.

But we can’t seem to build a railroad tunnel to carry commuters between New Jersey and New York.

The United States is not just losing its capacity to do great things. It’s losing its soul. It’s speeding down an increasingly rubble-strewn path to a region where being second rate is good enough.

Addendum: The Krugmaninator weighed in a few days ago, was what I originally wanted to link to, and I blame work and this shitty JJ Abrams Star Trek date rape of a movie on Netflix for all delays.

What the Fuck Did You Expect, Dipshits?

This is what happens when you trust your clever bullshit to the Libyan government. All you internet geniuses should have known better and seen this coming. Your whole “let’s one up tinyurl.com for no fucking good reason” cuteness has been under Sharia Law since you started.

Anyone else starting to see a parallel between “Newspeak” and “140 characters max”? It appears that Twitter, as the major force in making bit.ly what it is today, might actually be, in a word, EVIL. Or at least an adversary of real communication, the most positive evidence of humanity’s continued cognition and cogitation.

Score one for totalitarianism, with a major assist from the internet. Not exactly the “route around the problem” profile we were all sold on, is it?

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