Saint Waldo's Rant Boxes

This is what Republicans sound like to me this week:

“OK, what happened was, I was raping in the living room…but I _wasn’t_really_raping_, OK? Because I remember how you said I wasn’t as’posed to rape in the living room anymore, right? So, when I was PLAYING in the living room, I was just moving my penis back-and-forth real fast in the air, and she was passed out at the exact same spot! It wasn’t my fault! Can’t she be fined for not labeling a dangerous gap?”