When I was jumped by a bully in middle school, while he sat on my chest throwing punches toward my face, he said two phrases:
“Hold still!”
“Put your hands down!”
I did neither.
My friends pulled him off seconds after his third repetition of those words.
I’m here to tell you what bullies will say when they hold you down, to better beat you before help can arrive.
You did remember to make friends on the way to this ambush, right?
And, the most exquisite CODA cum finale:
…and the bitch won’t shut the fuck up about cleaning your room. Or at least, won’t stop making it a way to blame YOU for anything that goes wrong.
This is why having a glowing ball at the end of a wand may LOOK silly, but it’s actually better overall. If you played Tony Hawk’s Ride (we sorry bastards), you know how fucked up these req’s are. Hey MS, what about my checkerboard carpet?
To the extent that they again seem to be biting off more than they can chew as well as feebly trying to one-up the un-one-uppable, this just might the relevant formula:
Kinect = Microsoft Bob + Games For Windows
Have fun having fun with that.
