February 7, 2011

This Is How They Will Know Me

Filed under: Games,Humor,Internetness,Signs of Intelligence,Thoughts — Tags: , — Saint Waldo @ 1:14 PM

 

August 10, 2010

“I Know It When I See It”

Filed under: Humor,Thoughts — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 4:03 AM

Coincidence often rattles the maraca of causality, giving pause and opportunity to think about hidden meaning and significance. Mere minutes after having my grasp of the mechanics of irony called into question, the internet presented this sterling example for reference:

…Chris Dowd recalls the following incident, as recounted by a U.S. Marine officer in a 2006 letter about his experience in Iraq, published (and authenticated) by Time:

An unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area, replied: “Yes, you.”

Oh yeah. That’s what irony looks like. Sometimes it also looks like hypocrisy.

August 2, 2010

“It’s Like A Old Asian Traditional Porno”

Filed under: Humor — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 9:33 AM

Kenny fucking Powers is now on tap to sell mother fucking K-Swiss shoes.

“I’m keeping the pen.”

July 31, 2010

Flippant Code Is Flippant

Filed under: Humor,Programming — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 7:26 PM

Programming is weird. Here’s a snippet of real code from a base I’m playing with:

final ArrayList<String> remove = new ArrayList<String>();

remove.add("Something Added For Removal");

It’s not wrong, mind you, it just makes me feel odd to add anything to something called remove.

At this point, I have a great urge to name the containing object “psyche”…

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