October 29, 2010

What, Was UnscrupulousDipshit.com Taken?

Filed under: Internetness,Media Fascination,Politics,Thoughts — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 9:24 PM

Not that I needed any convincing that there exists not one shred of integrity or even lip service to the notion of journalistic standards at Nick Denton’s cesspool of a media stable, BUT: here’s yet another reason to stop reading anything published at a Gawker site. The last thing any of us needed was a shit-stain like you giving the C. O’D. license to play the Female Victim Card. Way to go. What do you do for an encore, invade Yugoslavia during a backflip while sticking your cock in the neighbor’s dog? Because I think that may have been a move with less chance of backfiring.

Flip the script and you’re talking about The Clenis over ten years ago, or Gary Hart ten years before that. Tittering about alleged peccadilloes was wrong then, it’s still wrong now, no matter what her platform is or how she goes about talking about “the naughty” while on the stump. If she’s not doing anything illegal, you have no business peeking in her bedroom. Even if you feel she’s trying to peek into yours. If you think you’re informing anyone that politicians don’t always advocate their own behavior, you really need a different fucking job. This move was pure politics of personal destruction, and just because the target isn’t a Democrat doesn’t make that set of tactics right, asshole.

You see, you don’t use the tactics of your enemy that you find abhorrent. That’s not “turnabout is fair play”, no matter how much you beg it to be. That’s called “using ends to justify means”. You aren’t exposing anyone’s lack of character but your own.

October 9, 2010

What the Fuck Did You Expect, Dipshits?

This is what happens when you trust your clever bullshit to the Libyan government. All you internet geniuses should have known better and seen this coming. Your whole “let’s one up tinyurl.com for no fucking good reason” cuteness has been under Sharia Law since you started.

Anyone else starting to see a parallel between “Newspeak” and “140 characters max”? It appears that Twitter, as the major force in making bit.ly what it is today, might actually be, in a word, EVIL. Or at least an adversary of real communication, the most positive evidence of humanity’s continued cognition and cogitation.

Score one for totalitarianism, with a major assist from the internet. Not exactly the “route around the problem” profile we were all sold on, is it?

August 8, 2010

“Do My Conservative Principles Look Like A Bitch, Brett?”

Filed under: Politics,Signs of Intelligence — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 10:06 AM

“Then why did you try to fuck them like one?”

Meet Ted Olsen. Mr. Olsen is the lawyer who successfully argued the circus also known as “Bush v. Gore” in 2000. He’s also co-counsel (with David Boise of MS antitrust fame) in the (currently) successful effort to strike down California’s Prop 8 as unconstitutional. That judge’s ruling, seeing as how it fails the test of satisfying the predetermined agenda of the Radical Right, has been decried as “judicial activism” by proponents of Prop 8. Watch as a conservative with bona fides even a Fox News anchor can’t impeach puts the notion of “judicial activism” in its proper place: the round file of rhetorical failures.

Enjoy (Via Crooks and Liars):

“The Supreme Court has looked at marriage and has said that the right to marry is a fundamental right for all citizens. So you call it interracial marriage and then you could prohibit it, no? The Supreme Court said no. The same thing here…”

“We believe that a conservative value is stable relationships and stable community and loving individuals coming together and forming a basis that is a building block of our society, which includes marriage,” said Olson.

“Mmmmmmm! That IS a tasty burger!”

August 3, 2010

I Don’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means.

Filed under: Feature Creep,Politics — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 6:53 AM

Obama. Seriously. Is this how a so-called Constitutional Scholar runs shop?

From Glenn Greenwald:

But whatever anyone thinks of those issues, it should offend every American that the Government purports to have the power to ban lawyers from representing citizens without its permission, which (as it’s doing here) it can withhold without explanation and in its sole discretion. Does any American want the Government to have that power with respect to citizens: to bar lawyers, under the threat of criminal prosecution, from representing you if the Government calls you a Terrorist? That’s the power the Obama administration is asserting and, in this case, actively wielding. A court will now decide if it has the legal authority to do that, and if not, the next step will be a lawsuit brought on behalf of Awlaki contesting Obama’s right to order American citizens killed without criminal charges or due process. The Democratic Party should be very proud of itself.

Wait, let me guess. You skipped that whole “due process” part?

Why I’m Glad I Don’t Work For MS Anymore

Filed under: Class Warfare,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Programming,Thoughts — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 12:53 AM

Because it’s NEVER about real engineering or service to customers. It’s ALWAYS about the MONEY.

So much for this little gotcha, huh, Balmer? Pro Tip: If you’re going to call out your competitor on privacy, don’t let OUTSIDE ADVERTISING FIRMS choke your PRIVACY FEATURES. Just FYI you browser-percent warriors: IPB is exactly the sort of thing that actually might have made me use IE, ever.

Those ad industry assholes actually think they have a right to know what you do simply because you run a browser, because it makes THEIR job easier. I’m sorry, but if you could afford a marketing degree, you can fucking well do your own research instead of leveraging stock portfolios into a data grant. Which is fine, for a strategy. My problem is that Microsoft BOUGHT INTO IT. Just like good little whores.

I know people who work on IE. I want to know how they feel about their user privacy features being sold out to vested interests. I mean, I know you get some gravy in the form of options, but doesn’t that just make you feel dirty? You put a leash on baby-candy, and your boss made you take it off. Now you are an accessory to baby-candy theft. You do realize this, right? I quit jobs when they make me do unethical things. Just a suggestion.

Somehow Google manages to keep its ad business interests separate from their search engine and browser feature sets. If MS wants to compete on the new internet, they’d better learn the same adaptive strategy.

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