When I was jumped by a bully in middle school, while he sat on my chest throwing punches toward my face, he said two phrases:
“Hold still!”
“Put your hands down!”
I did neither.
My friends pulled him off seconds after his third repetition of those words.
I’m here to tell you what bullies will say when they hold you down, to better beat you before help can arrive.
You did remember to make friends on the way to this ambush, right?
And, the most exquisite CODA cum finale:
“Then why did you try to fuck them like one?”
Meet Ted Olsen. Mr. Olsen is the lawyer who successfully argued the circus also known as “Bush v. Gore” in 2000. He’s also co-counsel (with David Boise of MS antitrust fame) in the (currently) successful effort to strike down California’s Prop 8 as unconstitutional. That judge’s ruling, seeing as how it fails the test of satisfying the predetermined agenda of the Radical Right, has been decried as “judicial activism” by proponents of Prop 8. Watch as a conservative with bona fides even a Fox News anchor can’t impeach puts the notion of “judicial activism” in its proper place: the round file of rhetorical failures.
Enjoy (Via Crooks and Liars):
“The Supreme Court has looked at marriage and has said that the right to marry is a fundamental right for all citizens. So you call it interracial marriage and then you could prohibit it, no? The Supreme Court said no. The same thing here…”
“We believe that a conservative value is stable relationships and stable community and loving individuals coming together and forming a basis that is a building block of our society, which includes marriage,” said Olson.
“Mmmmmmm! That IS a tasty burger!”
