February 19, 2011

Derezzing Tron:Legacy

I just got done watching “Tron:Legacy”, primarily to confirm my heavy suspicion that “Tron:Legacy” the movie sucks. It absolutely does. Great job on the soundtrack and effects, guys. But the screenwriters and the director are the kind that I’d choose as first up against the wall come the next revolution (except the one who put in the “What’s [Jules Verne] like?” joke…you can stay…and I hope it was the ACTRESS).

Here’s what pissed me off first, I don’t even want to measure what pissed me off the most, because that’s a task of little thanks.

Biggest change from the first? Instead of blue lines, the “good guys” are now fully white lines.

The reds lines are still red, along with being a total massive horde controlled and led by a charismatic warrior, who is a yellow line. He’s corrupted by an over-zealous dedication to perfection, something which is assigned as COMING FROM THE CREATOR, A WHITE LINE. The white lines are either the “heroes” or the weak the heroes protect. The Father white line has been allowed to APPROPRIATE the adoption of zen…not the yellow line, over perfect warrior leader.

At the very end, no spoilers, a red line sacrifices himself to save the white lines. As he’s sinking into a sea-like depth, his lines turn white.

See all that? Lines are politico-genetic lineages or cultural traditions. White = Western, Red = Eastern (including Russian), and the one Yellow bastard is a COPY OF US trying to escape the world a western human ( who is still a white line when in the Grid) made for him, by pretty much lying about the whit lines to the red ones. I could barely keep from puking on the floor of the cinema, and I hold held that back because a friend works there.

Fuck you Disney. The Russians are dead, Pearl Harbor was avenged, China isn’t THAT kind of threat, the Japanese already surrendered but they didn’t do it to save US, and they didn’t become Western (and won’t). And we didn’t fucking invent them, ever. They aren’t our flawed mirror image.

By the way, the Japanese INVENTED zen and the entire concept of the ethical warrior (whether or not they’ve ever achieved it is a moot point), so why is the white line westerner the only one who knows about either, you false and thieving magpies?

Did I mention that I can do without a whole lot of Disney’s continued racist encoding?

Should I mention I haven’t even started writing about the sexist dimensions of this wad of monkey shit flung at my brain? I’ll go there if anyone asks me to.

The Revolution will not be Midaevalized.

September 29, 2010

Kinect Is Your Mom…

Filed under: Games,Microsoft Fully Sucks,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Motionyness — Tags: , , , , — Saint Waldo @ 10:18 AM

…and the bitch won’t shut the fuck up about cleaning your room. Or at least, won’t stop making it a way to blame YOU for anything that goes wrong.

This is why having a glowing ball at the end of a wand may LOOK silly, but it’s actually better overall. If you played Tony Hawk’s Ride (we sorry bastards), you know how fucked up these req’s are. Hey MS, what about my checkerboard carpet?

To the extent that they again seem to be biting off more than they can chew as well as feebly trying to one-up the un-one-uppable, this just might the relevant formula:

Kinect = Microsoft Bob + Games For Windows

Have fun having fun with that.

August 3, 2010

Why I’m Glad I Don’t Work For MS Anymore

Filed under: Class Warfare,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Programming,Thoughts — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 12:53 AM

Because it’s NEVER about real engineering or service to customers. It’s ALWAYS about the MONEY.

So much for this little gotcha, huh, Balmer? Pro Tip: If you’re going to call out your competitor on privacy, don’t let OUTSIDE ADVERTISING FIRMS choke your PRIVACY FEATURES. Just FYI you browser-percent warriors: IPB is exactly the sort of thing that actually might have made me use IE, ever.

Those ad industry assholes actually think they have a right to know what you do simply because you run a browser, because it makes THEIR job easier. I’m sorry, but if you could afford a marketing degree, you can fucking well do your own research instead of leveraging stock portfolios into a data grant. Which is fine, for a strategy. My problem is that Microsoft BOUGHT INTO IT. Just like good little whores.

I know people who work on IE. I want to know how they feel about their user privacy features being sold out to vested interests. I mean, I know you get some gravy in the form of options, but doesn’t that just make you feel dirty? You put a leash on baby-candy, and your boss made you take it off. Now you are an accessory to baby-candy theft. You do realize this, right? I quit jobs when they make me do unethical things. Just a suggestion.

Somehow Google manages to keep its ad business interests separate from their search engine and browser feature sets. If MS wants to compete on the new internet, they’d better learn the same adaptive strategy.

July 31, 2010

Flippant Code Is Flippant

Filed under: Humor,Programming — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 7:26 PM

Programming is weird. Here’s a snippet of real code from a base I’m playing with:

final ArrayList<String> remove = new ArrayList<String>();

remove.add("Something Added For Removal");

It’s not wrong, mind you, it just makes me feel odd to add anything to something called remove.

At this point, I have a great urge to name the containing object “psyche”…

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