September 29, 2010

Kinect Is Your Mom…

Filed under: Games,Microsoft Fully Sucks,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Motionyness — Tags: , , , , — Saint Waldo @ 10:18 AM

…and the bitch won’t shut the fuck up about cleaning your room. Or at least, won’t stop making it a way to blame YOU for anything that goes wrong.

This is why having a glowing ball at the end of a wand may LOOK silly, but it’s actually better overall. If you played Tony Hawk’s Ride (we sorry bastards), you know how fucked up these req’s are. Hey MS, what about my checkerboard carpet?

To the extent that they again seem to be biting off more than they can chew as well as feebly trying to one-up the un-one-uppable, this just might the relevant formula:

Kinect = Microsoft Bob + Games For Windows

Have fun having fun with that.

August 3, 2010

Why I’m Glad I Don’t Work For MS Anymore

Filed under: Class Warfare,Microsoft Hates Its Users,Programming,Thoughts — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 12:53 AM

Because it’s NEVER about real engineering or service to customers. It’s ALWAYS about the MONEY.

So much for this little gotcha, huh, Balmer? Pro Tip: If you’re going to call out your competitor on privacy, don’t let OUTSIDE ADVERTISING FIRMS choke your PRIVACY FEATURES. Just FYI you browser-percent warriors: IPB is exactly the sort of thing that actually might have made me use IE, ever.

Those ad industry assholes actually think they have a right to know what you do simply because you run a browser, because it makes THEIR job easier. I’m sorry, but if you could afford a marketing degree, you can fucking well do your own research instead of leveraging stock portfolios into a data grant. Which is fine, for a strategy. My problem is that Microsoft BOUGHT INTO IT. Just like good little whores.

I know people who work on IE. I want to know how they feel about their user privacy features being sold out to vested interests. I mean, I know you get some gravy in the form of options, but doesn’t that just make you feel dirty? You put a leash on baby-candy, and your boss made you take it off. Now you are an accessory to baby-candy theft. You do realize this, right? I quit jobs when they make me do unethical things. Just a suggestion.

Somehow Google manages to keep its ad business interests separate from their search engine and browser feature sets. If MS wants to compete on the new internet, they’d better learn the same adaptive strategy.

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