February 19, 2011

Derezzing Tron:Legacy

I just got done watching “Tron:Legacy”, primarily to confirm my heavy suspicion that “Tron:Legacy” the movie sucks. It absolutely does. Great job on the soundtrack and effects, guys. But the screenwriters and the director are the kind that I’d choose as first up against the wall come the next revolution (except the one who put in the “What’s [Jules Verne] like?” joke…you can stay…and I hope it was the ACTRESS).

Here’s what pissed me off first, I don’t even want to measure what pissed me off the most, because that’s a task of little thanks.

Biggest change from the first? Instead of blue lines, the “good guys” are now fully white lines.

The reds lines are still red, along with being a total massive horde controlled and led by a charismatic warrior, who is a yellow line. He’s corrupted by an over-zealous dedication to perfection, something which is assigned as COMING FROM THE CREATOR, A WHITE LINE. The white lines are either the “heroes” or the weak the heroes protect. The Father white line has been allowed to APPROPRIATE the adoption of zen…not the yellow line, over perfect warrior leader.

At the very end, no spoilers, a red line sacrifices himself to save the white lines. As he’s sinking into a sea-like depth, his lines turn white.

See all that? Lines are politico-genetic lineages or cultural traditions. White = Western, Red = Eastern (including Russian), and the one Yellow bastard is a COPY OF US trying to escape the world a western human ( who is still a white line when in the Grid) made for him, by pretty much lying about the whit lines to the red ones. I could barely keep from puking on the floor of the cinema, and I hold held that back because a friend works there.

Fuck you Disney. The Russians are dead, Pearl Harbor was avenged, China isn’t THAT kind of threat, the Japanese already surrendered but they didn’t do it to save US, and they didn’t become Western (and won’t). And we didn’t fucking invent them, ever. They aren’t our flawed mirror image.

By the way, the Japanese INVENTED zen and the entire concept of the ethical warrior (whether or not they’ve ever achieved it is a moot point), so why is the white line westerner the only one who knows about either, you false and thieving magpies?

Did I mention that I can do without a whole lot of Disney’s continued racist encoding?

Should I mention I haven’t even started writing about the sexist dimensions of this wad of monkey shit flung at my brain? I’ll go there if anyone asks me to.

The Revolution will not be Midaevalized.

October 29, 2010

What, Was UnscrupulousDipshit.com Taken?

Filed under: Internetness,Media Fascination,Politics,Thoughts — Tags: — Saint Waldo @ 9:24 PM

Not that I needed any convincing that there exists not one shred of integrity or even lip service to the notion of journalistic standards at Nick Denton’s cesspool of a media stable, BUT: here’s yet another reason to stop reading anything published at a Gawker site. The last thing any of us needed was a shit-stain like you giving the C. O’D. license to play the Female Victim Card. Way to go. What do you do for an encore, invade Yugoslavia during a backflip while sticking your cock in the neighbor’s dog? Because I think that may have been a move with less chance of backfiring.

Flip the script and you’re talking about The Clenis over ten years ago, or Gary Hart ten years before that. Tittering about alleged peccadilloes was wrong then, it’s still wrong now, no matter what her platform is or how she goes about talking about “the naughty” while on the stump. If she’s not doing anything illegal, you have no business peeking in her bedroom. Even if you feel she’s trying to peek into yours. If you think you’re informing anyone that politicians don’t always advocate their own behavior, you really need a different fucking job. This move was pure politics of personal destruction, and just because the target isn’t a Democrat doesn’t make that set of tactics right, asshole.

You see, you don’t use the tactics of your enemy that you find abhorrent. That’s not “turnabout is fair play”, no matter how much you beg it to be. That’s called “using ends to justify means”. You aren’t exposing anyone’s lack of character but your own.

July 13, 2010

Inverse Barometers Of Disproportionate Guage

Filed under: Gender Tensions,Internetness,Media Fascination — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 1:31 PM

Continuing on the intermittent vein of negative critique’s often overlooked utility at achieving useful filters, sometimes a society might be better served in the task of measuring progress towards ubiquitous liberty by looking at things left behind.

For those who hate following links at the end of single-sentence paragraphs, a representative selection:

Massively Sexist Ad

Now I know why I lament carpet in apartments: it’s my penis.

July 3, 2010

She’s Old and Grey, But She’s No Lady

Filed under: Media Fascination,Politics,Thoughts — Tags: , — Saint Waldo @ 1:32 PM

Hey, Bill Keller: FUCK YOU, you weasel-wording pussy.

How’s THAT for “contentious”?

May 6, 2010

The Hater Hiatus

Filed under: Announcements,Stephen Baldwin — Tags: , , — Saint Waldo @ 8:41 AM

Amelie Gillette, my favorite AV Clubber, moves on to other things (temporarily, she claims), signaling an extended break in Hater Continuity. Tolerability Index will still get weekly refreshes, but only the future us knows if the world will ever again see a full length Celebrity Sadness Watch or Stephen Baldwin fisking (yes, he really does belong in his own category, folks).

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